if you suffer an erection
lasting more than four hours,
it’s probably best to use it or lose it.
I didn’t think too much of it,
not at first,
because I’ve never actually believed it as true.
but, all fairy tales have a happy ending,
and it’s a matter of the ends and the means,
so I just manage with what I have,
bury my pride,
and wonder what the outcome will be.
It’s usually desirable.
I am the best thing you've never heard of.
I hold a Bachelor's in English, History and Secondary Education, and a Master's in English: Creative Writing, though my appearance belies intelligence.
My goal in life is to write and to be read. It's a modest stretch by most imaginations.
To most I'm amazing.
It all depends on your definition of literary merit.
All poems contained on this blog are ©Thomas Boersma unless otherwise noted.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Poem-A-Day: Day 220
Priapetic
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