the ardent artifice of art attacked by asses,
rejects represented by the reprehensible;
two twits, or twats, trifle over the trash,
the fucking filth fresh from the fantasy of failure,
or overdramatized overreactions of other offenders
regurgitating the repetitious retch of retardation.
take time to trust the thoughts of literary testament,
hear the haranguing hurl and honor the whole heart,
eat everything encompassing the earnest, erstwhile
all artists ache at the other angels attacking art,
slithering snake swine, shitting shiftless swearing
at simple sincerity, squabbling sense over sentiment.
I am the best thing you've never heard of.
I hold a Bachelor's in English, History and Secondary Education, and a Master's in English: Creative Writing, though my appearance belies intelligence.
My goal in life is to write and to be read. It's a modest stretch by most imaginations.
To most I'm amazing.
It all depends on your definition of literary merit.
All poems contained on this blog are ©Thomas Boersma unless otherwise noted.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Poem-A-Day: Day 379
Fart Mass Lectern
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