Poem-A-Day: Day 378

to the a-hole at taco bell
(head up yer ass)

to the asshole at taco bell
who was,
who was at the ordering kiosk
for more than six minutes?

to the asshole at taco bell
taking orders,
taking orders for other people
over your cell phone.

to the asshole at taco bell,
pull in,
pull in and park
and write down the orders next time.

to the asshole at taco bell,
and then,
and then get your lazy ass out
of your fucking car and go inside
go inside,
go inside and take care of business,
you stupid ass dick hole.

to the asshole at taco bell,
why the fuck,
why the fuck would you
keep a bunch of other people waiting in line
waiting in line,
waiting in line while you order fifty bucks
worth of shit food for you and ten other people?

to the asshole at taco bell,
have a little,
have a little courtesy
for the entire world around you.

to the asshole at taco bell,
better yet,
better yet, do everyone a favor
and pull your head out of your ass, and look
and look,
and look around before doing
what obviously comes naturally to you next time.

asshole.

Taken from a Craigslist ad